how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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