Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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