The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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