I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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