god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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