did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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