it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
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