i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
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