Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
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