What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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