so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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