I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
now i know why i became what i already was.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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