I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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