you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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