Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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