I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
he shaved USA in his pubs
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
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