her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
just tell him i said nine months
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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