Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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