how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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