Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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