I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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