he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
