In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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