absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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