i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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