ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
we made out on top of his cat.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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