Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Randomize