Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He better not be in your backpack
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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