whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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