Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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