Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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