idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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