Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
i think my cat just said my name.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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