dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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