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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
dude. I can hear the air.
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