she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
The uberlube is also flammable
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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