At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
How naked do you want me to be?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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