no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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