I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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