He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Congratulations! We have a period
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