Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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