Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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