she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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