i just wanna soil my oats bro
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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