I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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