Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I think I sprained my soul last night
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Randomize
