I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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