I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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