It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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