Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Randomize
