Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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