bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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