omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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