Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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