Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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