bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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