Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Say something about gay babies.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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