She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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